Come one, come all, to play Unevolve! The mysterious game that has enthralled generations. Take your mallet in hand heartily, and TURN THE HUMAN RACE INTO CABBAGES.

Once you have successfully Unevolved the population of the world, what would you do with your time? Why, you'd be the ruler of everything, and could take cruises, with your cabbage friends providing all drinks. In your castle, cabbage maids would serve you French Champagne, and you'd turn on the TV every day just to hear the cabbage reporters talking about just how awesome you are.

World domination isn't easy, but hey, it never hurt to try.

Plus, this app is totally free, so you're totally downloading it as soon as you see a full stop.